Los Angeles Reginal Conference Meeting Minutes

Eat me now dirty one next to the toilet…way to start off the meeting, now down to some real bizzo………

Shotgun the beers

done.

The Offical Camp Roster

Total count: 22

  • Jangles
  • Merv
  • Prof
  • Antonio (no longer a virgin)
  • Barbie
  • Erica
  • Janika
  • Jen
  • Steph
  • Joe Mama
  • Ariel
  • Maria
  • Megs
  • Fezzo
  • Lefty
  • Emily
  • Captain
  • Casanova
  • Lucia
  • Mike B.
  • Hilary
  • Maria

Let’s coordinate rides peeps! Areas from Which We Journey:

  • SF
  • LA
  • Santa Cruz
  • Seattle
  • Mammoth
  • TJ

Why Camp Hook-Up Rocks

  • THE PEEPS, we are family
  • the dome
  • the dinners, all you need for the day, good time to connect
  • good loco atmosphere and sharing nuts is tops! (in a camp hook-up fashion naturally)
  • communal motivation
  • everybody is a potential shepherd, but no dictators
  • storming the castle!!!!!!! Camp Hook-up takes over!
  • Sundays on the playa
  • Drunken daytime activity
  • kickball
  • delivering the hook-up boxes
  • the shower, you go Jangles!
  • Create VIP sections anywhere at any random time
  • Getting on the list to get out of a dome and into the party
  • Making people feel good about themselves

Your Favorite Hook-Up Item

  • Permission slips—Camp Hook-up notarizing (more to be made—Merv)
  • Petitions- Save the cougar foundation, Hall passes, Cut to the front of the ice line pass, VIP wristbands for the front of the burn in the bleachers (Merv)
  • Cards (Jangles)—1) mulit-step card to be turned into Camp Hook-up at the end 2) one off task i.e. free kiss, free spank, free dry-hump, free massage, earlobe lick, joke, thumb-war
  • RICE lights vs. EL wire
  • Interactive pieces to the hook-up case i.e.Simon, Connect 4, Shots and Ladders, Truth dare double dare promise or repeat (5 envelopes with an ongoing list inside that people can add to / or a paper fortune hand device/cootie catcher??? that we put the option on each of the 8 faces with something written)
  • Award ribbons
  • Humphrey’s 100th hump!!!!!!!
  • Tests, award with after grading, multiple choice or write in
  • Finger lights were a plus!
  • Tide brushes (send a picture to tide and ask for more!) Merv find the picture of the naked chick
  • Safety pins
  • 1 or 2 power bars and emergen-C packets
  • Glow in the dark squishy balls
  • Individual lubes
  • Sunscreen (Merv still has shitloads)
  • Business cards (Janika)
  • Deep conditioning hand treatment with gloves and hand lotion
  • Rating cards to flash at people i.e. “you’re a 10 baby!”

What You Forgot Last Year and Wished You Had

  • Bike hook-ups: baskets, paniers, EL wire, kick stand,
  • 1-gallon plastic jugs with a screw cap and handle for going out at night with adequate water/juice consumption (freezing it makes it nice!)\
  • Pee bucket

What Needs to Improve

  • No poacher rule: Don’t invite trippers into our space that won’t ever leave. Our camp is our space. Our evap pond and our shower belong to us, not others.
  • The frickin dishes!
  • The dome lounge vs. sleep area conflict. You need to bring a tent or something to sleep in. If you decide to sleep in the dome and get woken up, that’s your risk.
  • Group time is not 100% of the time necessary. Understand that people may want to hang in smaller groups or solo.
  • We need a start-up and break-down meeting—i.e Tues. morning, Sunday sometime?
  • A cleaning crew

Camp Hook-Up Camp Location Ideas

  • Vinegar foot station
  • The Tee-Pee!!! (Antonio)
  • Solar oven (manifest by Merv)
  • Compost toilet (Merv and Lefty to tackle this)
  • Grey water evap pond: Merv on tarp, Jangles on lumber
  • 3 Wood pallets for bike parking and shower (Jangles)
  • Battery chargers
  • Malibu lights around perimieter—Jen 10
  • glass ball solar lights on stakes 5- Merv
  • 4 solar round Chinese lanterns: Erica
  • Shower: Jangles. Shower table: Maria

Hooker Requirements

  • Must have a hook-up case and/or Trave-L-bar. Everyone please bring 7 bottles for the travel bars, even if you aren’t bringing a travel bar.
  • Must understand the hooker philosophy: participation, what do you need/want/how can I help you?, hook yourself and your friends up
  • 2 gallons per person per day. You can fill up water in Reno at…..

Games/Activities

  • Break dancing—need linoleum and a ghetto blaster
  • Double dutch jump roping

Hook-Up Day

  • The To-Go boxes: recycled Chinese boxes, need address labels (Janika) saying to and from (description/specific identifier of the camp if not a specific address). Every person to bring 20 recycled containers roughly 4”x4”x3”, like a Chinese to go box size. Barf bags? Mugs?
  • Green lecture 10:03 to 12:03 on Thursday—Merv, Janika, Lefty. Topics—see Camp Hook-up website please.
  • Hook-Up Activity: Thursday from 11-2pm—boxes and delivery of remainders (which is fun!). We need to make one ourselves too!

Kitchen

  • Tupperware/Ziplocs needed for leftovers
  • Plowls with name labels (say 50 plates, so we have extras) (Erica)
  • Mixing bowls (Jen)
  • Make sure that supplies are there that you need for your meal, and if it’s not there tell Jen to add to the list and you can bring it
  • Shade structure: PVC(who), ropes(who), rebar(who), tarp (Merv) 25’x25’? ask trapper how long? Perhaps Fezzo has a structure for us too. And Steph will bring an easy-up.
  • Shade structure #2: Solar panels on tarp over aluminum structure frame
  • TRASH: 3 trash cans (Merv et al?) and basket for aluminum cans (to take to recycle camp-Jen), contractor bags
  • Long carpet for the kitchen: Jen
  • If you cook, you are on ice duty for that day. And you also do the cooking dishes and tidy the dome that day. Dome patrol hats?
  • Signs saying what’s in each bag- waste greens: no citrus, meat, pasta, no carbs except rice. Compost, Recyclables, Trash, Burnables, Aluminum.
  • Tables: Barb1, Jen 2, Jangles 1
  • Stoves: Jen 1, Erica 1, Mike 1

The Dome

  • Lights: 2 more Christmas LED strings that plug in (Jen has 3 already). LED ropes, a shitpile (Merv)
  • Futons: Merv 1, Maria 4 [Merv, measure the futon and pillows and give dimensions to Hillary] Maria has sheets
  • Pillows: Merv 3, Janika ?, Jangles 6,
  • Gold table: Barb
  • Sew pillow cases: Hillary
  • Carpet: Jangles
  • Fans: Jen 1

Leave No Trace Crew

Erica and Steph to basically organize our clean up and camp-based exodus.

  • Evap pond: Merv
  • Garbage:
  • Recycleables:
  • Compost: Antonio with a trash can

Music

  • CD player vs.Ipod?
  • Ghettoblaster by Janika with Ipod connecting cord
  • CD player boom box by Steph/Joe
  • Every person to make a mix CD to give to every other person in Camp Hook-up—i.e. 25 copies please.

Virgin Initiation

  • Love cuddle-puddle
  • Random spanking of someone outside the camp
  • Hook-up in a virgin posse as we critique from a distance

Bike Light Ups

  • 3 AA rechargeable batteries perhaps supplied by Prof.?

Sign

  • Merv has a sign.
  • Need a solar rock x4—Maria and Steph
  • Rebar- Erica

Budget

  • $100 BUY-IN
  • What we’re thinking we have to pay for: plates, keg/CO2 and cooler, shirts/dresses, bike staphs, mugs?
  • RV pumping for about $80?
  • LED lights
  • Dome décor, parachute repair, fans

Burn Night

  • Sandwiches by Maria/Merv/Antonio
  • Hang out in Jangles’ section as he is a ranger this year
  • Get there earlier for a good seat

A Word on Electronics/Solar

  • Please bring your own rechargeable batteries
  • Please be conscious of waste of electricity- turn off the stereo when notin use, etc. etc
  • Power strips x 3-4 Joe and Steph
  • Extension cords- Erica, Jen, Antonio

Critical Tits Adoration Party

  • Merv would love to do some bike maintenance for the ladies, eg. Chain cleaning and LUBE jobs! Maybe a few headlights to dish out. Blow jobs (air in tires). Working the cranks.
  • Hookers like to honor tits
  • Volunteers so far: Merv, Joe Mama, Jangles, Antonio, anyone else????? Count in El Capitan...EVERY OTHER GUY in CampHookup SHOULD want to do this...

Extra Needs

  • clip boards, sharpies, pens
 
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